The Most Flattering Article
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Thank you Will Clark, I love you darlin!
Oh Lance Navarro How Can You Be So Cruel (As to Live 3000 Miles Away Where I Only Get to See U Twice a Year?)
An Open Letter to Lance Navarro,
I am writing you today from the Bad Boys blog to let you know that you are ‘da bomb’ . You are everything a porn star should be – fun, in shape, sexy, interesting, smart… and you have a great smile and demeanor that makes me and everyone else just fucking melt whenever they’re around you.
What can I say? I am not only your friend, but I am also a fan of the way in which you live your life. Mwah, I cannot wait to see you this weekend.
I am looking forward to being able to give away your two most recent video releases from our very very good friends over at Titan (mmm Titan’s “Rough” line at that!) – VIOLATED and FIST DEEP.
Dude, even for our Bad Boys partygoers who aren’t into the handball play, these will be pretty awesome because you’re in them.
Gosh, I’m going overboard (how appropriate for a party taking place on a boat, right?) I know but you know, anyone who appears in a “sounding” video called WET PUNK FAGGOT SOUNDING is aces in my book. I’ve done a lot of things in my life and I think sounding is hot but I’m not sure I could stick a tube down into my cock.. but I’m sure you make it look v v hot.
I am looking forward to hearing the podcast that you did with Dr. Dick where you talk about your sex work in movies and as an escort.
And of course being a big kinky pig is pretty hot but to know that you are able to communicate your experiences is pretty amazing too. And that you’re not just content to sit around and let it all go to your head – that you’ve just finished your third AIDS Lifecycle ride (California’s Braking the Cycle counterpart) with the current Mr. Bolt Leather Sacramento makes you my kind of guy; a guy that gives a shit about people around you.
I got your note that you’d be bringing a jock strap to wear that we can auction off of you on the Bad Boys cruise. And then to say that you are going to look around for other ‘personal items’ that you can add to your personal raffle bag, well, Mr. Navarro you are just too cruel to me by teasing me in this way and I will have no more of it, do you hear ME?
See you on Sunday, always yours, with much affection and humor,